(•_•) <) )╯ PAN / \ \(•_•) ( (> CAKES / \ (•_•) <) )> PLS / \ — Denny’s (@DennysDiner) June 4, 2014
this account isn’t run by a “guru.” tweets are not drafted 45 days in advance. i’m an anthropomorphized egg that cooks fresh tweets daily.
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) May 27, 2014
<blockquote lang=”en”><p>this account isn't run by a "guru." tweets are not drafted 45 days in advance. i'm an anthropomorphized egg that cooks fresh tweets daily.</p>— Denny's (@DennysDiner) <a href=”//twitter.com/DennysDiner/statuses/471298984242606080″>May 27, 2014</a></blockquote><script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
He/She is even knows how to tie into current events:
Wow, Denny’s – good job. This “ASCII stick figure” meme they used for “pan cakes please” has been around twitter for a bit but it is still a great tweet. He/She is even knows how to tie into current events:
Retractable whisks. Sure, it hurts him every time they come out, but he makes a mean omelet. #eggsmen #xmen pic.twitter.com/xNizjuDFRY
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) May 23, 2014